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Tahukah Anda dalam bahasa Inggeris dan ….Italy…., jurugambar dikenali sebagai paparazzi. Perkataan itu dipercayai diambil dari watak paparazzo dalam filem La Dolce Vita yang diterbitkan oleh Federico Fellini pada tahun 1960. Dalam bahasa
melayu pula, ayah kepada seorang budak yang bernama Razzi juga boleh dikenali dengan nama papa Razzi.
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Direct Language Translation (Malay - English)

Tijah's Love Letter

Mike....
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
myself. You grab hand she. You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tijah

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ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to
a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost
says, 'Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I
will allow one wish each'
So the eager senior manager shouted, 'I want the first wish. I want
to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries.'
Pfufffff... And he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep
quiet and shouted 'I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls,
plenty of food and cocktails.' Pfufffff¡­. And he was also gone. The
boss calmly said, 'I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm.'


MORAL OF THE STORY IS: 'ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST'

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CAN YOU READ THIS

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it!

Its really amazing on how human mind works!!!

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Fixing a bomb

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India .
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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